i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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