He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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