I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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