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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ***** fucked a guy with one hand last night

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I checked into jail on foursquare

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I can't believe he would be such an ass

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  Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  "Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat

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