Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability