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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.

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• (530): View more from California

  Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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• (516): View more from New York

  That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???

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