you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better