So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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