Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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