I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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