So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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