"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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