so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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