i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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