take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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