Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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