Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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