Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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