I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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