we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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