I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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