I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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