all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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