I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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