so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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