The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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