how can u be prego again
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Threesome in a minivan. New low
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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