Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.