I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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