READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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