so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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