That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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