i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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