you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we're making bets on your personal life
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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