OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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