You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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