You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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