my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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