Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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