VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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