I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
its not stalking. its research.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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