two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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