So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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