She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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