I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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