drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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