Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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