I can't watch pbs sober anymore
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I need moral support for this bender
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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