Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
only if we run a train.
done.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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