This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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