We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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