so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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