Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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