Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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