Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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